If for some reason you have a parental control that blocks this comic due to it's title... sucks to be you. That's the name of one who desperately tries to get attention, and I ain't changing it.
Also, thanks biggie101 for the idea for the strip. YOU know where this is going :P
...Y'know, you can probably put me down anytime now. I haven't seen lava in like... forever now.
Bah, you don't know the way to the bar. You'd just slow me down if you walked.
Yeah, ok but...
Is that someone?!? OH GOD, SAVE US! FOR THE LOVE OF SPAGHETTI, SAVE US!!!!
...what the hell?!?
PLEASE! Save us. Kill us. Kill THAT thing! Do ANYTHING! It won't stop making that friggin' godawful SOUND! KILL IT!!!
KILL US ALL!
*gronk* *GRONK* *gronk* *gronk* *GRONK*
NO! DON'T GO! I BEG OF YOU!
*gronk* *gronk* *GRONK* *gronk* *gronk* *gronk* *GRONK* *GRONK*
Oh, ignore them. They're just looking for attention.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.