Being a burden

Ahh, so dense.

...I can't BELIEVE that actually happened. It's a friggin' MIRACLE that we got out of that unscathed.
Well... except y'know... for my dead friends lying in front of me.
Oh, stop living in the past. We're alive, and that's the important part. Now... let's get going to the bar. We've got booze to drink.
...was that Metroid holding what I can only assume was part of your friend's suit?
Yes... but there's not much we could do in the situation anyway. Now get moving.
Oh sure, except for y'know, that pit of insanely hot lava in front of me.
Bah, I SUPPOSE you want help. Do you know how annoying it is to carry someone over lava?
...I've got an idea. God, if only I could only hurl you into the lava right now, and watch you sink into the blindingly hot depths.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.