HOLY CRA... oh wait
So, aside from being useless... how have you been paying for god only knows how much booze you've drank since you started?
Oh, you haven't found a method for people to pay yet, so you've been giving it away for free.
...Perhaps you didn't understand the question, otherwise the answer I heard was "Oh, I was planning to pay for all of this with my life."
Hey, woah... what the hell? How is it MY fault that you can't remember a damn thing?
Oh, you did NOT just say...
THIS JUST IN! THREE METROIDS HAVE SOLEN SAMUS' SUIT!
<WOOH! We have Samus's suit!!!>
OH WAIT... CRAP. I THINK THAT MIGHT HAVE ALREADY HAPPENED IN THE COMIC.
<Dude... we've had this thing for like... every.>
<And we've been lost in this purple-grounded hell for damn near as long.>
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.