That annoying frog... thing
Oh, I know you. You won't die, because then I'd have peace, and your sole purpose in life is to make me miserable.
Yeah, well YOUR sole purpose in life is to blatantly ignore me every time I say "OH HOLY GOD, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS SACRED, SHUT THE GOD DAMN HELL UP, FOR EVEN JUST A FEW SECONDS!!!!"
THIS JUST IN! RIDLEY HAS FOUND THE BAR INSIDE ZR388!
No, seriously... What do you mean that I should know you, and probably hate you?
Remember? I'm really annoying and stuff?
ACTUALLY, HE PROBABLY FOUND IT A WHILE AGO, WHAT WITH THE GUIDE MINION AND ALL.
Doesn't ring a bell. But hey, if you say you've been here lots, could you tell me what's going on?
Sorry, but I've been too drunk to remember the specifics.
Cripes, I hate you already.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.