There can never be enough
Ahh, Kraid... the never-ending fat joke :P-
Ophelia? Somehow I didn't expect it to be so... y'know... umm... I mean c'mon, Ophelia?!?
What? C'mon, start backpedaling.
Any time now. You didn't expect my name to be what?
Y'know... if I thought I had enough missiles to finish you off...
What, you'd what?
Damnit, as much as I want to see this catfight, there's more pressing matters at hand. Outta the way butterfingers, I've got clay to form.
IT'S OPHELIA! And the neck was BENT! I was trying to freakin' STRAIGHTEN IT!
Damnit, I need more missiles.
Shove aside all, this crap ain't light. Hell, we might have enough extra to make a Samus.
What about a Kraid?
There's not enough clay on Zebeth for that, man.
DAMNIT, I'M BIG BONED!
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.