No longer nameless
Yes... the ENTIRE point of this whole tear-jerk was to introduce Metroid Queen's real name. You may begin pelting me with oranges as needed. I like being convoluted :P-
SAMUS! S...samus! How could this have happened? Why didn't you stop them?
Weeeeell... she's really frickin' big. Not my fault she wanted to help.
Umm... come again?
Metroid Queen, man! Where have you been all this time? She was playing with the clay, and broke it. Seriously, you shoulda come back a LOT sooner.
MAN, you don't know what you're missing. Ridley found a big pile of clay next to a pond, so we were making clay statues of ourselves. Ridley got all mad when Metroid Queen broke it, so he's getting more clay. Get your ass in gear and help already, you're missing out.
I have a name you know! And it's not my fault Ridley's too scrawny!
Ah shaddup, Miss Smashyclaw!
It's Ophelia, damnit!
I've been agonizing... over CLAY?
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.