Overlords don't help
"End heah, you ken see the wondahful plot migration. CRIKEY does et look megnificent! Thet plot may be movin' kinda slow now, but you nevah know when it'll break into a full-speed run. Et thet point, you hed bettah hope you've got a tree oh othah high place to hide from et."
But no... seriously... why did I find you sitting by this heavy-ass lump of scrap as opposed to as a fine paste sprayed across the walls of the bar?
Ahh, so you heard about that?
Well y'know... word gets around with something like "The minion overlord is now nothing more than a discolouration on the walls."
Ahh, ye minions of little faith. If only ye knew of the truth.
Yeah, if only someone asked you of the truth. Oh... wait... I JUST FRIGGIN' DID!!!
Yeah, yeah, later. Just start shovin' that block.
Ehehe... overlord... I like the sound of that.
YOU CAN HELP YOU KNOW!
Overlords don't help minions. HAH!
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.