Top notch guarding
The quality of this one didn't turn out nearly as good as I wished it would have, but then again, you can only get so much quality with a mess of squeeing, translation lines, and two Metroids.
Several minutes later
Squee - You're outta line man!
Squee! - No, YOU'RE outta line!!!
Squee - Hey, you wanna take this outside?
Squee - We ARE outside, dumbass.
Squee?!? - Oh, you're askin' for it! YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS?!?
Squee? - What the hell is that?
SQUEE! - A walking bush, don't change the subject man! I'M TALKIN' TO YOU!!!
Squee?!? - No, seriously man... a walking bush?!?
SQUEE!!! - STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT AND ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION!!!
SQUEE! - YES!!! YES ALREADY! I HAVE A SEVEN! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!
Squee - Yes. Yes I am.
Squee? - Now... do you have a three?
squee - ... Go fish.
SQUEE?!? - DAMNIT!!! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!?
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.