Is life done kicking me yet?

Ugh... it almost feels like my complaining is trivializing everything that I've gone through... but seriously. C'mon, life... c'mon. I'm only 34... how much more do you plan to take from me? I've had to go through shit that many people who are RETIRED don't have to deal with.

Just... go easy on me for a while. I'm a simple woman, I don't ask for much.

Just... enough pain for a while.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.