Not quite heartbroken



Lucky, lucky Andrew.

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*BWAM*
Please tell me that *fwoosh* sound followed shortly by the 'bwam' isn't what I think it is.
Ummm...
Wrang...
Whup, crap... didn't realize they were with you, Croc-boy. Just pretend I was never here. That was just... spontaneous explosion... syndrome... or something. But hey, I gotta split here. Later.
...Yep.
.......
OH GOD, ANDREW! YOU'RE GONE IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE! TORN FROM THIS WORLD NIGH-INSTANTANEOUSLY! WHAT DID YOU EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS!
Dont' worry... we'll get her for the pain you're feeling.
YOU ALWAYS GOT IT EASY, YOU LUCKY BASTARD! AND NOW YOU GET A TORTURE-FREE DEATH! GET BACK HERE AND TRADE PLACES WITH ME DAMNIT!
Goddamn lucky jerk.
That's... a bit less sentimental.





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