Bored with the old toys




She woulda gotten back to 'em eventually on her own. Too bad Ridley isn't about to let it wait that long.

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Ok, well I'm taking off for a while. I'll check back in a bit to see how the booze is doing.
Umm... yeah... you realize that I have to plant what you brought me, wait for it to grow, harvest it, and THEN make booze with it.
Wait, what? *screech*
Well yeah. What, did you think I used them to cast some magic spell and just summon the booze from thin air?
Well, no but... y'know... you said... plants... booze... MAAAAAN! I just want a driiiink!
Jeeze, you're whiny.
What am I supposed to do NOW?
Oh, I dunno... how about GET THOSE GODDAMN METROIDS YOU DRAGGED INTO HERE OUT OF MY BAR?!?
Aww, but I'm bored with that now, I just want some booze.
GET THEM THE HELL OUT!!!
Fine, fine.





Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.