Slow and steady




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Buuut, thinly veiled threats from gargantuan death-machines aside... how'd 'ja do it?
Very, very slowly, to start with.
So, I was at a bit of a standstill when the door kept opening while I was trying to keep the Metroids from escaping.
Yeah, we kinda overheard that part.
*bwam* *bvwee*
DAMN HELL DAMN!
But I noticed that the Metroids occasionally switched who was in front to be frozen. Using t hat knowledge, I backed off a bit every time they were going to switch, so they kept creeping up a little bit further every time.
Eaaaaasy does it... eaaasy... DAMNIT, CREEP UP FASTER, YOU GREEN ASSHOLES!
*bwam*
And yeah... using that method, I slowly led them out of your room, and off into another one... where after ANOTHER long-ass time, I managed to get the door to close all the way. Oh... oh god... wh-what room are they in?
Let's just say it rhytmes with "bog".





Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.