Well, they DO have a lot of junk to throw, and odds are a lot of it is sharp and splintery :P.
Several minutes later
Ok, it's getting quiet in there. Either they ran out of crap to break, or they've calmed down a bit. Now... how should I do this... how should I do this...
Well... when in doubt... go in guns blazing. I'll just freeze 'em all, call in Kraid, and we'll haul these bastards out the same way we hauled 'em in.
*bwam* *bvwee* *run*
*bwam* *bwam* *bwam* *bwam* *bwam* *bwam* *bwam* *bwam* *bwam* *leap*
DAMNIT! NO FAIR HIDING BEHIND THE FIRST ONE OF YOU FROZEN! And that hurling junk at me from BEHIND there... oh THAT'S just cheap!
*bwam* *bwam* *bwam* *bwam* *bwam* *bwam*
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.