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Yes, the title may suck. I'm in a constant state of distraction while attempting to work with the html here.-
2 hours later...
Oh hey Kraid, you're finally back. Did you ever get the booze-room door open?
Go screw yourself.
I'll take that as a "no" then.
You can take that as a "my pogs aren't weapons, ass".
But no, I didn't get the door open. However, I DID come up with an idea between when I was passed out. Why not just get Ophelia to DIG our way into the booze room from above?
Nah, we already tried that while you were out. Metroid-thingy took that idea into account.
When Ophelia dug down, she found that the room was surrounded by an extra hard rock that even SHE wasn't able to put a dent in.
-RUM- -SCOTCH- -VODKA- -TEQUILA- -GIN- -RYE- -VODKA- -RYE- -VODKA- -RUM- -VODKA-
Aww, harsh. Where'd Samus go? Maybe she can freeze the wall and shatter it.
Yeah, no luck. She's off hunting for stuff for me.
Damn. I also wanted to tell her that I'll always have a little piece of her inside of me from...
Let me stop you right there. I'd HIGHLY prefer to have never heard that, or to know the rest of the story.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.