The ONLY way
Trust me... it's the ONLY way.
And how do you keep changing into or out of your suit so damn fast anyway?!?
What the hell are you blithering about now?
The jumping back and forth quickly! And the suit! Stop teasing me! I'm getting dizzy!
YO, RIDLEY! HE'S LOST IT AGAIN!
No, I... GAH!
THERE we go. Found my old supply of cinderblocks. Prepare to be concussed.
TELEPORTATION! It's the ONLY way!
Man, don't tell me your brain is ALREADY scrambled? I haven't even STARTED yet.
You gota teleport Chozo-item, and never told me. That MUST be IT!!!
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.