Samus the masseuse
Eheheh... a nice massage will make the Metroid's side nice and flexible... and the wall keeps the 'troid from bouncing away :}
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Several minutes later
<Hmm... ok... so we have to re-think our plan here. We've still got MOST of a suit to work with.>
<And we also know for sure who Samus is.>
*BWAM*
<Perhaps we... could try to... bribe them with... the rest of... their suit. That... might snap some... sense back... into them. At... least it's... worth a shot.>
*BWAM*
<Nah, why risk the rest of the suit on a chance.>
<What about going back to trying to find that Kraid that ws with 'em? Maybe THEY would understand the significance of us with the suit.>
*BWAM* *BWAM*
<By the way... umm... are you alright over there?>
<Are you kid... ding? As long... as they don't... remember to... freeze first, this... is just like... a relaxing massage. You... should try this... seriously. I feel... better than ever... right now!>
<Dibs.>
*fwoosh* *BWAM*
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.