Worth a shot
Hey, I woulda tried it.-
...So... umm... not to complain or anything, but ist here any particular reason that I'm still standing here? You appeared to have been quite intent on seeing me explode.
Saaaay... out of curiosity, are you by any chance able to float?
Float?!? Well... I suppose our species has been known to float across bodies of water to new lands, but I don't see how...
*grab* *toss* ...OH GOD, NOT THE LAVA!
OH GOD THE PAIN! THE LAVA IS BURNING MY EXPOSED EYEBALLS!!! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY! AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!! I THINK ONE OF MY EYEBALLS JUST RUPTURED FROM THE HEAT! I BEG OF YOU TO KILL ME!
Eeeehh, tempting, but a little loud. I think I'll find another way across.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.