Woah, hey... check it out. Some of the more rare enemies are around here.
Heh, he looks kinda fuzzy.
Oh, hey there strangers. Haven't seen you around here. What brings you out this way?
Awww, isn't that cute? He hasn't heard of our violent past of slaughtering guys like him by the hundreds.
So welc... wait, what?
Oh, that's just metaphor... inside joke really. Just ignore that. So how are things over here?
What do you mean inside joke? Why, we slaughter minions by the truckload, for money, energy refills, and sheer pleasure. In fact, why aren't you killing him right now?
Umm... I think I should probably go.
No, no, not necessary. My IDIOT friend here made ANOTHER inside joke. Isn't that right?
Huh? What are you talking...
The inside joke... about how I'm trying the whole NOT kill everything that moves...
Wait... you were SERIOUS?!?
Maybe I leave you two alone.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.