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And Samus prepares to thank the Gerutas in the only way that she knows how.

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10 minutes later
Ok, seriously... where the hell is the other side? My Geruta's sinking to dangerous levels.
Yeah, and this one's complaining is annoying.
THE PAIN!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
*glub*
Oh, hey... I see land out there. Float faster, you purple, heat-resistant floatation devices!
OH GOD, I SWALLOWED SOME OF THE LAVA!
That's not good for your health, man.
YOU THREW ME IN HERE!!!
*blub*
Ahh... at long last, the other side. YES! Now JUMP already! This thing is going down!
C'mon, stay with me man! Just a few more seconds of that fatass, and we'll be FREE!
FINALLY! I was getting worried there. *hop* *hop*
*flip*
YES! FREEDOM! C'mon George, we... OH GOD, YOU DROWNED GEORGE!!!
If it makes you feel any better, you'll be seeing him in about 10 seconds or so. *ka-click*
What do you... oh... damn.





Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.