Awesomest. Word. EVAR!-
Ugh... my poor, bruised spine. Yep... I won't be lifting anything heavy for quite some time now.
So, like me for the next while then, huh?
No, like you NEVER. You're not just heavy... you give the term 'behemothic' new meaning.
Oh, you don't mean that. C'mon, one more try. I have a good feeling about this one.
Kraid... Kraid, Kraid, Kraid...
Ok now Samus... you know I was just kidding. Seriously... just a joke. Nothing but a joke. Samus? C'mon you ASKED me to jump on you the first time... ASKED!
Kraid, quit backing away. Kraid...
DAMNIT YOU FAT, ELEPHANTINE, TITANIC, BROBDINGNAGIAN, GIANT, LEVIATHANIAN HUNK OF SOON TO BE BLOODY FLESH, GET BACK HERE!
BUT YOU AAAAAASKED! AHHHH!!! *flee*
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.