If you don't cooperate...
Man, I couldn't come up with a good title for this comic.-
Ok, now that Lazy McScaredycold-Van-Uselessfat is slightly more than dead weight lying in the way, we can try to figure out what the hell is going on.
Ow... my pride...
YO, RID! HOW GOES THE INTERROGATION OF THE DISHWASHING MINIONS?
...and spine... and head... and internal organs... and parts of me that I didn't think were capable of feeling pain.
One of them blithered something about a Metroid rebellion... then the other one told the first one to shut up. Now neither of them is talking any more.
On a somewhat related note, food's on.
That'll cheer me up.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.