Sweetening the deal
I know I'm dragging this out... sorry. Couldn't come up with anything better today. I seem to be having an off-week or something. Hopefully this is the end of it.
Well fine, Miss Know-It-All, why don't YOU call him then, huh? Let's see YOU do better.
Oh please, the only thing that would get a reaction out of him other than booze would be to say I'm giving him a private strip-show.
At that moment
*sniff* *sniff* Booze... protected by cold... and I can't... Wait. No. NO! Don't tell me. Don't tell me I'm hearing the one I dream of... the one and only Samus... the snow-wielding Samus... offering me... me...
Is that what I think it is?
What, that *shudder* worked?!?
Holy HELL that was an anguised cry of despair.
Well, we know what direction he's in, but I don't know whether to be scared or relieved.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.