Pissed off glitches
No, seriously... didja notice yet?-
AHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME! The absolute LAST thing I need is for you to glitch up something else to go with the stupid odd missile count!
SAMUS! I was wondering where...
RUN YOU FOOL, RUN!
What the hell'd you do, try to attack it or something?
No, nothing! Where the hell is Metroid-thingy, this crap is supposed to be fixed by now!
Uhh, Kraid... don't suppose you're able to jump us over about a 50 foot cliff, are ya?
That's a negatory there Samus. Now go fight off the glitch. You pissed it off, you get to deal with it.
Y'know what? Since this might be the last few moments of life, I'd just like to reiterate that I hate you with a passion.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.