No Zeela for you!
Now remember people... Samus doesn't actually KNOW that Crocomire has spider-crawl. In fact, noone does except Crocomire Hunter himself. The closest thing anyone saw to him using it was Kraid seeing a bush climb up the wall a while back.
YES! They're gone! I'm finally able to escape from the stupidity and annoyance of Crocomire Hunter, Kraid, AND that stupid cocky Metroid Queen. Maybe being a Zeela's not all that bad after all.
Well, Kraid could make another spike ladder with Croc-boy following, but that'll take him forever and a day. By then, I'll be miles away. MILES I SAY!
Well, at least at the BARE minimum, that stupid overgrown Metroid Queen is out of my life forever. I haven't been this happy in ages. I'm actually glad to be a Zeela now.
I'M SEEING WAY TOO MANY SMILES FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT. NO ZEELA FOR YOU!
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.