Solidified X virus
If you don't understand the title of the comic... go play Metroid Fusion. Or at least read up on it.
After that, play through Metroid 2. At the end here... c'mon, think about it! It just makes SO much sense! What else could it be?!?
Aww, you still look mad Samus. You look like you're a bit stuck too. Need any help?
Well let's see... I can't go anywhere or attack the queen of the Metroids after being turned into a FRICKIN' ZEELA! NO, I'M PERFECTLY FINE!!!
Well, you seem to be having problems with that wall there. Would you like me to help you out at all? I could...
Look, just piss off ok? I can figure out on my own how...
*whoosh* *CRUNCH* *gulp*
Ok, I DO have to admit... that was pretty cool. Since when can you swallow THESE rocks and not the other ones?
Well, the blue stuff is actually a natural food for Metroids.
Blue rocks are a natural food? Damn... you got a shitty deal on that one.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.