Man... I remember being told as a kid not to overeat... but I never fully realized the threat that it actually posed.
Well, let this be a lesson. Overeat and die.
What are YOU talking about? You're not exactly skin and bones.
HEY! It's the way my species is! Besides... SOME good came of this.
Like the fact that there's only four of these smelly bastards left to destroy?
ENERGY 00 - 32 | MISSILES - 16 | METROIDS - 04
Nope... look what I got as a souvenir.
... You are a sick, twisted individual.
EHEHEHEHEHE! Look, look... I can claw stuff. Oohh, and look... I think there's still some of my scales under his claws!
You're insane, you know that, right?
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.