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Zeta go splortch

Strip 384: Zeta go splortch

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And of course... Samus does what Samus does best. Course... Kraid says what Kraid says best. Stupid things :P

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*scrape* *crunch* *snap* *gash* *lacerate* *scratch* *scratch* *scratch* *scratch* *scratch* *scratch* *scratch*
OH GOD THE PAIN!
AGH! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT ONE!
Oh the humanity!
Sweet merciful crap that looked painful!
*chew* *gnash* *shred* *EVISCERATE* *GORE* NOOOOO!
*DISEMBOWEL*
*SPLORTCH*
YES! Victory is mine! I AM the toughest! BArely... but I AM!
*sigh* Well, all good things must come to an end I suppose.
... Almost.
I'M KING OF THE WORLD! Nothing could take me down from this high! NOTHING I SAY!
*victory dance*
*fwoosh* *fwoosh*
*BWAM* *BWAM*
BLAGH!
*SPLORTCH*
Ok, NOW all good things here have come to an end.
So... on with the search... for MORE good things. That being... y'know... more Metroid flying things... and their dying... and stuff.
Just go already.
*click*





Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.