Stick and stones will break my bones, but... yeah... well, Kraid went with one of those already...-
Aww, c'mon Samus... I don't wanna have to mangle myself through another tunnel.
Hey, I found a secret path, I'm sure as hell checking it out.
Well fine! Be that way! I'll just go to the bar and tell Ridley all kinds of weird, nasty stories about you.
... well... THAT didn't work.
*grab* *hop* *HURL*
Ok, NOW it's time to go.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.