*jump* *bump* *bump*
As you're no doubt aware, you're not on Zebeth any more.
Hey, thanks, Captain Obvious.
Shutup... lemme explain. You're all here for a reason. Mainly... because you're... not normal. You're... special.
For example... Samus... your weapon system is horribly screwed. Kraid, you got a glitch item. Croc-boy... I don't even know WHERE The hell you came from, so I'm not taking chances... and boxy there just won't freakin' die. Geruta... yeah... look at his arm.
What about me?
HEY! Watch the gun... ass...
You I made a deal with in which you supply me with booze. You think I'm gonna let you squirm outta THAT one?
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.