See notes for... uhh... two strips previous.
Midway to the bar's slide
-Warning - 280 seconds remaining-
♫ Ohhh, I just wanna die, oh I just wanna die... hi-ho the merrio, oh I just wanna die. Die die die die die... Die die die die die... die die die die DIE die, oh die die die die die... ♫
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And damnit, that... that thingy has been there for what seems like forever now. Just finish what you're doing and leave already! IS that too much to ask?
-Warning - 269 seconds remaining-
Oohh, oohh... maybe it's counting down to armageddon! YES! ARMAGEDDON! SWEET KISS OF DEATH! Oh, I can taste it already!
Much counting later
-Warning - 083 seconds remaining-
DAMNIT, GO FASTER! Every passing tick of that damn counter just makes me want to die twice as much as the last tick! I WANT MY ARMAGEDDON!!!
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.