Luck be a lady tonight
This... this can't be! Fate must have finally taken pity on my wretched existence! I'M FREE!!!
HAH! Take THAT ow-OW! Stupid injured leg. Stupid Samus with her stupid gun... that's stupid.
Yes, yes, yes...
Woohoo! Hey man, I... woah... you look like shit.
Yeah, thanks a million. What're you so excited about?
I just heard about some slide... that's super, and happy... and FUN!
WHAT?!? SCORE! Sign me up man! Just lead the way.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.