Go closing plotholes.
Ugh... the pain... where am I?
I'm dragging you away to plan our next attack in secrecy.
Wait... how in the hell did you tie me up? You don't have arms... or legs... or any visible appendage whatsoever. You just kinda hop your fat ass around.
It's quite simple really...
*zoom* *zoom* *zoom* *zoom*
See? Lording over lowly enemies can be useful.
I feel violated.
Consider us even.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.