For the record, if you can't guess it, that's a chair in Ridley's hands. Yes, he's trying to beat off the enemy hordes with a chair. Why? Because Kraid's his best customer. Those little guys couldn't drink more than two shots if their lives depended on it.-
So... why are you here?
YOU WERE LOOKING FOR ME!
Oh yeah... I've got problems here.
Well, I suppose I should start by telling you how this happened... You see, I was on Zebes when...
Dear god, I hope her real self is safe for this long.
Hold 'em off while I haul 'stupid' here to safety.
Workin' on it...
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.