... like what?
UHHH... TRY TO SHOOT THE CHOZO.
... uhh, my blaster doesn't work.
It would appear that I can't shoot either.
OH SWEET SHIT, THAT'S GOOD.
Why for is that good?
BECAUSE YOUR ARM DIDN'T BLOW UP.
Ok, now that's just wrong.
Don't point it at me!
OK, I GOTTA SHUT DOWN THE WEAPONS GRID
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.