There goes another plothole... sort of
Hey... think of it in terms of me thinking of this planet as a program of some sort... being that I'm uploading things into it. Now, this particular program has a really glitchy compiler. It runs out of stack space if I try to cram too many powerups in the same general vicinity. Yeah... that'll do.-
So why doesn't she line up, like, 50 missile containers in front of you?
You know, that's a good question.
C'mon... cough up an answer!
I'M THINKING, I'M THINKING...
OK, HOW ABOUT 'DUE TO RESTRICTIONS ON THE PLANETARY COMPILER I'M USING, IT CRASHES IF I PUT TOO MANY POWERUPS IN THE SAME AREA.'
That made no sense whatsoever.
BUT IT WORKS.
She's got a point.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.