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Metroids ARE jerks






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Well, I guess we wander...
Might as well.
I STILL wonder where...
SHUTUP DAMNIT!
I MOVED THEM ELSEWHERE.
Hey, you're back!
I REMEMBERED I COULD ALTER REALITY
Oh sure, remember after we almost die.
YOU MADE IT OUT ALRIGHT.
How could a metroid hurt you anyway?
...SHUTUP
No, honestly, I want an answer!
THEY'RE SCARY LOOKING.
But you're not even here!!!
THEYRE SCARY LOOKING.
But you're not even here!!!
They're also jerks.
Shutup!
SHUTUP!





Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.