It's not that fast
Touchy freak, ain't she?
She's gotta have issues.
NO, I'M MAKING A SPRITE COMIC!
YOU TWO WILL BE IN IT, ALONG WITH A MESS OF ENEMIES.
So why isn't Mother Brain here?
33.6K MODEM. IT TAKES TIME TO UPLOAD.
Damn girl, upgrade that fossil!
Christ, that's old!
AH, SHADDUP. THAT COSTS MONEY.
*cough* cheap bitch *cough*
Hell, it'll cost all of 30 bucks!
BUT I DON'T WANNA!
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as MSPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.