Negotiating skills. Kraid has them.
NO! NO! NONONONONONO! Just wait, just wait a minute. I've got this, just gimme a minute.
Oh, go nuts man. It's going to be GLORIOUS how deep you dig yourself into this hole.
*SOB* IT'S JUST A POOR ZOOMER! HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK OF DOI-
CROC! Croc boy, take it easy now. I just want insane there for a minute. I do that, right?
*sniff* Y-you do, yep.
Ok, so let's just forget that the last minute or so existed. Let's start over. I'm your friend, right? Your buddy?
*sniffle* Yeah, you are.
Ok, now we're- ZOOMER STOMP! DAMNIT! WHY CAN'T I GET THAT VISUAL OUT OF MY HEAD?!?
OH GOD, WHY?!? YOU GOT IT STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW TOO!
As I said... glorious.
CROC-BOY, I WILL KISS A ZOOMER RIGHT ON THE MANDIBLES RIGHT NOW IF YOU STOP YOUR CRYING!
*sniff* You mean it?
Damnit, so close. Also... eww.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.