Always the optimist
Ok well, stay here and start cleaning up... somehow. I'll go check for the Samus who must OBVIOUSLY be just inside here.
Stop being overly optimistic in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Wow... my booze room. How completely unexpected.
-...think, think, think... what else could I tr... wait, Ridley?
Ridley? Is that you?
Samus?!? HEY! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY BOOZE ROOM!
I would if I could. I went down some stupid hidden path, and now I'm stuck between endless corridors of hidden paths and bombable blocks, and your booze room. Move everything so I can roll out of here!
Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.