A mean trick
It was worth a shot...
Ok, well I'm just wasting my time sitting around here. There's not THAT many places that gargantuan freak can go.
Hmm... unless I try... FREE BOOZE!!!
WOOH! I've SO got dibs on... waaaait a minute.
Oh, that's just MEAN!
GET YOUR TUBBY ASS DOWN HERE AND LET ME PUNISH YOU!
Iiiiis that in a good way?
I will break every bone in your body into a thousand pieces!
Ok, so no then. Pass.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.