An ascii Metroid going 'Squee?', and an ascii Samus and Kraid threatening to kill it, saying to 'kill all jerks'. Beneath Zebeth is spelled out in large ascii lettering made out of their own letters, and beneath that 'Planet Zebeth - Metroid with a twist. Good in a comic, bad in text art'. The ascii art is... quite awful, in that glorious kind of way lol