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Picky Picky Samus

Geeze, Samus. An item is an item!

Open it, Samus!
See! I got you an item!
...I said I wanted the Ice beam, and all you give me is a pair of frickin BOOTS?!
...I tried Samus.
Oh well.. It's an item, at least.

So, do I get a reward?
You want a reward, huh?
Oh yeah!
Here's your 'reward'!
Gah! Wait a minute!
Wait a second here, why are you getting mad at him Samus? He did give you a Chozo item..
...You could... y'know, be nice to him. Or he might not give you items in the future.
Oh, he damn well better!
Why should I?

You can't even be nice to me, even after I got you an item. You're 'reward' is just pain. Why should I give you any more items?
...I don't know...
Alright, how about a drink? On the house.
Bahaha, but Ridley won't agree! So you have to pay for it!
Ah damn, you tricked me again!

Wait a minute, what about me?
You're not off the hook until you get me that Wave beam!
-I do get a reward! Yay!
Where's this hook? I don't see a hook..
Where did Ridley and Clara run off to?
They got sick of waiting..
Then come on! Back tothe bar! Hope you find my item, Rio.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and related characters are all property of Nintendo. Vorock, Rezuni, and all other original characters are my own creations. This comic was created soley by me, using only MSPaint. The html was based off of Hiroshi and Kabutroid's HTML and my own knowledge.