Planet Zebeth is a natural fortress. Its sides are covered with a special kind of stone, and its interior is a complicated maze. On top of that, the pirates have planted devices and booby traps in the maze, and the planet is filled with violent, dangerous creatures who lie in wait around every corner. For the most part though, if you leave them alone, they leave you alone. Many of them are even friendly! Nonetheless, this is the location thus far of the webcomic known as "Planet Zebeth" (with minor jaunts to other locations). Whether or not the aformentioned mazes and/or booby traps are still present is unknown, but it seems likely. It's a big planet, with lots of hidden pits and spikes unlikely there naturally or by accident. There has been much uploaded, including many forms of land, lava, and life, however given how fast Kabutroid uploads things, the process can be quite lengthy. At one point, it had been ravaged with glitches, but those have since been cleaned up (or sequestered to the Sprite Glitch Sepulcher).

The planet has been shown to exhibit seasons, ranging from a icy, snowy wasteland to a lush, green environment.